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Bad Airplane Food and Web Obsessions

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If you have other air-travel obsessions, Harts offers links to sites that celebrate flight attendant uniforms and airsickness bags. 3. Designer Telephone Rings:

Can't get enough Eminem on the radio? The potty-mouthed rapper is now topping also topping the charts in cell phone ring tones.

Perhaps the theme from The Simpsons or the "Imperial March" from Star Wars is more your style.

"Your cell phone ring should reflect who you are," says Brian Casazza of RingtoneJukebox.com, who claims that designer jingles are trendy in Britain and the Netherlands.

Now, there's a whole new Internet diversion — deciding which telephone ring best defines who you are.

Perhaps that would be Jay Z's "Big Pimpin'," or Alien Ant Farm's "Smooth Criminal." Either way, Pavlov's dog would be drooling proudly.

4. Catch a Falling Star:

If you are certain that Julia Roberts' marriage will end soon, don't wait to say, "I told you so."

The Starsinlove.com Web site — launched to poke fun at Roberts' Fourth of July wedding to cameraman Daniel Moder — now runs ongoing opinion polls of celebrity matrimony.

Which famous couple will throw in the towel next? Here's the latest:

• 40 percent of respondents says Lisa Marie Presley and Nicolas Cage, married Aug. 13, will be divorced before their 10-month anniversary.

• About 65 percent say Roberts' marriage will be over within 18 months.

• Nearly 50 percent say Paul McCartney's marriage to Heather Mills will last.

"The way I look at it, so many celebrity marriages are just publicity stunts," says Richard Adams, who peddles such items as a gaseous Santa at PullMyFinger.com.

5. Jolly Rogers: If you thought there were a disturbing amount of Elvis impersonators, you should see all the silver-haired devils who resemble country star Kenny Rogers.

Menwholooklikekenny.com boasts some 700 Kenny Clones, including "Trekkie Kenny" and "Hot Tub Kenny."

"I saw a guy at a mall who looked like Kenny Rogers. It seemed like a funny idea for an art project," says Jaimie Meuhlhausen, a 41-year-old graphic designer from San Diego.

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