Cheaters Inc.: The Infidelity Industry

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To be doubly sure, the company provides a service of testing the husband's sperm and comparing it with the questionable underwear.

What should you do while you abstain from sex with your alleged ratfink of a partner? Why not cruise the Internet, where you're sure to find kindred spirits looking for companionship?

Buck Wolf is entertainment producer at The Wolf Files is published Tuesdays. If you want to receive weekly notice when a new column is published, join the e-mail list.