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Liqueur and Underwear Ensemble Generally, the idea is to ply the lady with alcohol and get her undies off. But all that has changed in the era of the thong and G-string. Galliano liqueurs is now selling Christmas spirits with inspirational underwear. Suggested Celebrity Endorsement: Monica Lewinsky or Sisqo.

Portable Skating Rink Yes, you can turn your backyard into a skating rink, provided the temperature drops below 32 degrees Fahrenheit. For as little as $179, you can have a 17-by-25-foot frozen wonderland. Blue and red lines mark hockey zones just like professional ice hockey rinks. Adjustable design accommodates backyards with uneven terrain and landscaping obstacles. Suggested celebrity endorsement: Tonya Harding.

Souvenir Snowdom

You’ve never been to Switzerland or Holland. But you can have those little water-filled clear plastic statuettes that you shake up and watch snow fall. With the right souvenirs, the world will think you’re a world traveler. Suggested Celebrity Endorsement: Martha Stewart.

Nanny Cam Holidays are about the kids. But you can’t be around the kids all the time. Or can you? Go ahead. Keep tabs on the baby sitter with a Nanny Cam. Spycompany.com offers a variety of clocks, pictures and signs that hide small video cameras for just a few hundred dollars. Suggested Celebrity Endorsement: Louise Woodward.

The $15 Million Bikini

Want to look like a million bucks? Now you can. With this $15 million bikini, studded with 1,300 rubies diamonds and other precious stones. If you are the type who really hates it when someone else wears the same outfit you do, Victoria’s Secret can deliver. No one has ever ordered one. Suggested Celebrity Endorsement: Bill Gates.

Human Bones Are you spending an arm and a leg for Christmas gifts? Well, a real human arm and a leg can be yours for as little as $515 (hand included). If you want to go for a full human skeleton, that’s $2,000. Suggested Celebrity Endorsement: Jack Kevorkian.

Bug-Zapping Wand

Bug killing is a national sport. This gadget combines the athleticism of tennis with the obsessiveness of pest control. It’s an $18 racket that gives you all the sizzle and spark of frying mosquitoes at a Fourth of July feast. Double-A batteries not included. Suggested Celebrity Endorsement: Richard Hatch or Venus Williams.