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Flush With Excitement

As we celebrate National Bathroom Reading Week, be grateful that, as least for now, there's a porcelain library in every home, office and airport.

"It's really confirmed what we've known all along," said Gordon Java, the editor of the Uncle John's bathroom book series, now in its 14th edition. "There's no place safer than your own bathroom."

And as another bathroom scribe, Greta Garbage, put it: "I'm flush with excitement."

Buck Wolf is entertainment producer at ABCNEWS.com. The Wolf Files is published Tuesdays. If you want to receive weekly notice when a new column is published, join the e-mail list.