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Now Bobbitt, the self-proclaimed bearer of "The Most Famous Penis in America," pushes on. Having wrung every last cent out of his dubious celebrity, he wakes up each morning in fear of becoming the one thing worse than a national joke. Forgotten.

Buck Wolf is entertainment producer at ABCNEWS.com. The Wolf Files is published Tuesdays. If you want to receive weekly notice when a new column is published, join the e-mail list.