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On your daughter marrying into a family of cannibals: "May the skin of your bum never cover a drum."— Herman.

On families who obsess over terrorism: "May we be happy and may our enemies always know it." — Herman

Buck Wolf is entertainment producer at ABCNEWS.com. The Wolf Files is published Tuesdays. If you want to receive weekly notice when a new column is published, join the e-mail list.