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The séance concluded with Gable announcing that Falk happily resides in the afterlife. Falk didn't mention, however, if he had ever finished the autobiography he once claimed he was working on, which was to be titled Liar for Hire.

Many years before he contracted lymphoma, Falk wrote his own epitaph: "Famed Flack Who Exploited and Promoted Stars and Shows Finally Gets His Reward."

Worried about my own future, I asked Baskerville, the singing psychic, to croon to me about my fate.

"Wait," she said, "let me get my guitar."

And then she sang:

"Hey, Hey, Hey, Buck Wolf, I see a career change, a-comin' soon. Money-money-honey and great success, a-headin' down your way. There'll be hot lovin', A beauty of a wife — a baby girl, and a boy, too. Beware your anger, and to your friends, always be true."

A true love, success and children! For me! There must be something to this after all! How dare anyone call this is bunk! I'll see you in the future.

Buck Wolf is entertainment producer at ABCNEWS.com. The Wolf Files is published Tuesdays and Thursdays. If you want to receive weekly notice when a new column is published, join the e-mail list.